Now I am no Mall Ninja, but I have vowed to thwart terrorist activities and lay my life on the line everyday. Its no Cakewalk defending a bowling alley every Friday and Saturday. But its worth it knowing I keep the good patrons safe. I want you all to know that if you bring trouble to my bowling alley....I'll drop you.
Lol
Not really. Sig, Glock, Smith, and FNH all offer guns that are arguably as good or better.
Do you work for/know Bobby Washington?
wicked suck
Mall ninja=Internet gag started by a clerk at a well-known gun store in Knoxville, Tennessee. Now we would call it a "troll" thread on a popular board for a particular brand of handgun.
The clerk in question reached a breaking point over all the manure being spread in his gun shop (I wuz a SEEL Sniper Ranger in the Viet Nam, twicet my platoon was wiped out and every single one of them had a cleaning rod in his M16, ad naseum) over guns so to vent he created the "mall ninja".
Urban Dictionary: mall ninja
Shrine of the Mall Ninja » LonelyMachines
Heckler and Koch has a reputation of being wanted by those who know very little of firearms and, concurrently, having wicked suck customer service and attitude regarding private citizens possessing firearms.
Heckler & Koch is the drop dead gorgeous 22 year old woman, mall ninjas are the enthralled 13 year old you cannot have her but are beside themselves with her.
Here is one of the best mall ninja stories ever, I'm thinking H and K is mentioned somewhere in there.
Shrine of the Mall Ninja » LonelyMachines
I scrolled up to see that it was him that said it... I don't tend to pay attention to the names .Uh Oh. Kirk has begun to refer to himself in the third person.
Now why'd you go and do that? .Oh boy...just bought a H&K 45 yesterday. I'm doomed...
What research? Post a link to something explaining the vast HK superiority that wasn’t written by HK, a fanboy, or a gun magazine that never has something bad to say about anything. I would love to read it."who don't know about firearms buy HK"....that's probably one of the stupidest statements I've heard in a long while.
Do your research...REAL research, and you'll find that HK's are top shelf and anyone who thinks not either "can't afford" one or is one of those people "who don't know about firearms".
Amazed,
-G
Plus, your SBR AR is likely more accurate than the MP5.Gonna have to agree. Not only do I own a USP and dislike it, but I've been consistently disappointed with every HK I have handled other than the MP5 (which is great if I ever have a need for a submachine gun that weighs the same and is just as large as the SBRed AR I'd rather be using)
Their pistols are reliable, but also bulky and have dismal triggers. On top of that they cost twice what a gun that doesn't have those drawbacks cost. Every time i shoot them I ask myself "why this over a Glock or M&P?" and have never heard a satisfactory answer.