KiteEatingTree
Plinker
- Sep 9, 2009
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You gonna stick around and participate in this one, or disappear like the last few times?
A well played journalistic "Live rounds" with the furrowed brow of concern and dramatic pause always knocks me over.
That or "weapons cache/arsenal" when they're talking about just a few guns. Gotta add that to the "over a thousand rounds of ammunition found..." Heck, that's just a couple boxes of Federal Bulk... but I'm sure it sounds scary to people who are picturing that it must mean a trunk full.
If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words.
If guns kill people, then spoons made Rosie O'Donnel fat!
Warning, the gun in the drivers hand is larger than it appears.
"Happiness is a warm gun, bang, bang, shoot, shoot..."
"Protected by Smith & Wesson" I hate this one but "Protected by Glock" doesn't have the same ring to it.