First time in this state that I had a gun drawn on me!

[Tanfodude]

Really running out ideas to be funny. These parodies lately are just trying hard to sound smart. Just stop.

 

[sig-guy]

Not enough details:

How long have you been with the GF?
How many kids does she have?
Kicked out of a house or double wide trailer?
How many rooms at the "Flea Bag Hotel"?
Description of Medical Condition which requires Meds?
Is the GF's friend HOT?
What was she wearing when she answered the door?
No caliber/brand given for tupperware!
Didn't list make, model and age of get-a-way vehicle!
How much money did you have in your WALLET?

With so many details missing, I think you must have dreamed this whole thing up!

 

[hopper68]

And who's going to pay me my $10?

Not me, I have no wallet.

.5 / 10 very weak, too much imagination and not enough FACTS from the other thread, too much assumptions
You assumed even more about why the hand was in the jacket.
and you still havent figured out that a G30 will do everything the 1911 will do only it will do it 10x vs 7 or 8
I have a 10 rd mag for my SR1911 and like it more than my G30. Plus the 1911 is better for pistol whipping.
And for a guy from WI, you sure do have a thick spanish accent.
Not everyone that talks different from you is speaking spanish!!
But you sure as hell understood what get F out of my driveway and off my property meant, didnt you?
I understand when it is time to leave. You could have asked nicely. Take an anger management class dude!
And, are you gonna get this turd outta my driveway senor?

And risk getting shot!!

I just can't believe your story.. Why would any of us believe an illegal alien....

born in east L.A. - YouTube

Really running out ideas to be funny. These parodies lately are just trying hard to sound smart. Just stop.

NO!!

Not enough details:

How long have you been with the GF? Too long it seems
How many kids does she have? By me?? None
Kicked out of a house or double wide trailer? Singlewide
How many rooms at the "Flea Bag Hotel"? You got the boot too? Sorry to hear that. Yeah, a couple left open.
Description of Medical Condition which requires Meds? Viagara. I don't understand why the GF thinks I don't need it without her.
Is the GF's friend HOT? Can't answer that without upsetting you know who.
What was she wearing when she answered the door? A big smile once she seen it was me!!
No caliber/brand given for tupperware! Did not take the time to ask. The dude looked too unstable and was in serious need of more beauty sleep!!!
Didn't list make, model and age of get-a-way vehicle. Yes it was your car. I told you I would pay to have the seat cleaned dang it!! And the smell will fade eventually.
How much money did you have in your WALLET? My whole welfare check.

With so many details missing, I think you must have dreamed this whole thing up!

​Sleep posting on INGO?? Anything is possible.

 

[hopper68]

double post

 

[JettaKnight]

7/10 - one of the better ones we've had lately. Ah, the Tupperware gun - too cute!

 

[littletommy]

It was okay, not the best, not the worst. 5/10

I knew these parody threads would get out of hand when we started letting Wisconsin-ites into the forum.

 

[StunnedMonkey]

All you ever wanted to know about wallet but were afraid to ask

OK. You guys owe my employer a full day's work. I only made it maybe a 3rd of the way through it too, before following yet another link in that thread and getting side-tracked in other threads arguing about a guy name Jeremy. This place is a black hole for productivity.

 

[Guitargallegos]

Lol that was pretty good, I read over half before I saw the connection

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

Napoleon, Tupperware, AND wallet? 9 out of 10.

 

[StuBob]

What's with all these live-in girlfriends? Make honest women out of those girls, you slobs!

 

[level0]

You had me at wallet and the tupperware vs. skull-cracking 1911. Nicely played.