First ever attempted break-in!

[Westside]

lol..... I have four of these....nobody comes to the house lol

and Mountains of

Those are the most gentle dogs I have ever met. Yours are beautiful.

 

[drillsgt]

and Mountains of

Those are the most gentle dogs I have ever met. Yours are beautiful.

Those are an awesome breed of dog, they are gentle but you wouldn't know it by their bark and their size is intimidating.

 

[chachi73]

"If I ever find out who your English teacher was, I will punch her in the face."

you owe me a keyboard if mine goes tango uniform! Drinking water and it sprayed out my nose when I read your reply!

 

[euby]

and Mountains of

Those are the most gentle dogs I have ever met. Yours are beautiful.

Simple...I have one that does all the cleanup

 

[concrete dog]

Simple...I have one that does all the cleanup

You guys crack me up with this stuff. It has been quiet on the home front so far since the attempted break in lol.

 

[LegatoRedrivers]

I used to have a pet pig, bought from the livestock auction in straw town. Turned out to be half mini-pig, half farm pig; so the thing got huge.

I always figured Einswine would be a good theft deterrent. I could just imagine someone trying to climb in through the window and see a 200 lb. boar with tusks come around the corner and start staring 'em down. That would make them think twice about whether or not they were at the right house.

 

[sepe]

lol..... I have four of these....nobody comes to the house lol

I'd be afraid to walk through the yard unless those landmines get picked up as soon as they're dropped. Must be like piles of elephant .

 

[euby]

I used to have a pet pig, bought from the livestock auction in straw town. Turned out to be half mini-pig, half farm pig; so the thing got huge.

I always figured Einswine would be a good theft deterrent. I could just imagine someone trying to climb in through the window and see a 200 lb. boar with tusks come around the corner and start staring 'em down. That would make them think twice about whether or not they were at the right house.

There was this huge boar that would come out and block the driveway at a pay lake I used to visit. He would stand there until the owner came out and collected the money and then send him on his way. Funny stuff.

 

[concrete dog]

Well the home front wasn't quite the night before last. Someone tore my neighbors shed door clean off. They pulled the lawn mower out, and stole only the junk weed eater. Well who ever it is has some of the natives in a stir, and probably should move on before( well just use your imagination).

 

[Leo]

When I lived in Griffith house didn't have A/C. The neighbors had a couple of dogs that generally barked too much, and I had some words with the neighbor man about the problem on several occasions. One night the dogs were going nuts and I tried to ignore then but I could not. I got out of bed and grabbed Mr. Smith to help investigate. I turned the corner just to seea man at the back bedroom window with my screen in his hand. Seeing me he split but I saw the car in the alley. It was my Girl friend's crazy ex who had gotten out on parole. The Police found him and he got to go back to his cell for parole violations. I was really glad he didn't make it in the house. Did I ever tell you how much I like my neighbors pets? Nice doggies!

 

[darkkevin]

If I ever find out who your English teacher was, I will punch her in the face.

repped for the best quote i've read here in a long time!!

 

[IndyBeerman]

+1 to your dog

When our house was burglarized in California, they kicked my poor shepard. He was limping for a long time afterwards.

I'd love to see the fool who thinks he might even be able to try and dance with my 78 pound Border Collie, she's nimble, mobile and fast, so mobile that she can turn on a dime and hand you back a quarter. She also has the uncanny ability to jump sideways four feet. Oh, did I mention that she hates anything or anyone in the yard or house until we tell her it's OK.

I really think that if someone got into the house she'd be able to circle them before they had a chance to turn and rip their Achilles tendon out.
Beautiful loving pup, but fearless protector when she has to be.