Haha. Actually as I was just skimming through this thread I was thinking to myself "Yikes...maybe being single forever is NOT such a bad plan."
A good friend once told me, "Men and women both think perfectly logically. The problem is that men follow the logical progression of one, to two, to three; while women follow the logical progression of one, to couch, to bannana. And it makes perfect sense, to them. It just doesn't make any sense to math."
I could explain why women do what they do, then I would have to kill you!
I don't mind the kitchen jokes, and everything, but I just want it noted....
I take serious offense to being compared to a Democrat. That is NOT a laughing matter!
Me and dad left to go do stuff and we just got back. My step mom stayed home and while she sat on the couch probably the whole time we were gone, one of the dogs took the opportunity to POOP three feet from her.
And it's my fault. WT actual F.