Nice of her to keep your little secret.
How'd you do that?Whew! After reading the op, I had to go look up the wife!
Nice.I hereby propose we call any awkward or sensually-charged hug, embrace, or non-consensual feel-up a 'greep' from now on, in honor of OP.
Examples:
1.) "I was just checking out in the grocery store the other day when my ex came up out of nowhere and greeped me!"
2.) "So I was standing there greeting my family during Easter and suddenly my aunt gave me the biggest greep when she hugged me!"
3.) "I would really like to greep that cute waitress - do you think she'd notice?"
4.) "Why are you greeping me, you act like you haven't seen me all day!"
5.) "Did you see that greep that guy gave that girl when they kissed?" "Totally, what a greeper."
Dear Penthouse,
My aunt finally got hold of my piece ....
Wow...just wow...I've shown my wife some of the replies, and while I'm laghing my head off, she's rolling eyes and making comments like "my aunt's not like THAT!!"...