Delivery Drama at my home, breaking news

[longbow]

Somebody from an Indianapolis courier delivered a product to the wrong place down my way.

Nice men in fancy cars are going door to door asking if they recall noticing the truck or if I got a package that was not in my name in the last day or so.

I told them sorry I can't help them.

What do you think is missing?

 

[redneckmedic]

Flux Capacitor?

 

[esrice]

Marsellus Wallace's briefcase.

 

[Scutter01]

Were they from YoyoDyne Propulsion Systems?

 

[pudly]

Plague virus samples from the CDC.

 

[Cwood]

A Stargate?

 

[mrjarrell]

The weed they sent to someone.

 

[00BlasterResto]

Dont worry, I found it.

 

[longbow]

Dont worry, I found it.

my guess!

When did you move down my way?

 

[VUPDblue]

Maybe it was teh internetz?

 

[00BlasterResto]

This isn't my package, Someone order an ol' lady?

 

[longbow]

This isn't my package, Someone order an ol' lady?

That is so wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you think the cleaning instructions are?

 

[Scutter01]

That is so wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you think the cleaning instructions are?

Shhh! Ancient Chinese secret.

 

[00BlasterResto]

That is so wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you think the cleaning instructions are?

Now that is wrong. I don't think I can find an appropriate depiction of that.

 

[Thumper]

Are you serious?

 

[Benny]

Shhh! Ancient Chinese secret.

I'd be willing to bet the farm that it's a Japanese secret.

 

[Scutter01]

I'd be willing to bet the farm that it's a Japanese secret.

That's not the line, though.

 

[Thumper]

Makes for a great target

 

[ironjaw]

could it of been those MRE's from that group buy a while back?

 

[Naptown]

I'm tracking a russian mail-order wife right now that is "out for delivery." Woot!