"Stupid American, I challenge you to a fight to the death! - mano-a-mano; just the two of us, all by ourselves... with no one else around in this wide open field.
What...?! - No, of course there's no one behind me, don't be dramatic; I am alone, as you are.
I only wish to test our skills, hand-to-hand and honorably, to the death!
Wait..., what?! - what do you mean you're calling in a drone strike?!"
One little, two little, three little Koreans..... Four little, five little, six little Koreans ...... Seven little, eight little, nine little Koreans.... Fourteen little Korean with AK's