Britains Knife, Fork and Spoon Control Picture!

[2ndAmendmentdefender]

Britain by DaFool_729, on Flickr

This is interesting, the depth at which that socialists desire total control! I can see the liberals in this country attempting legislation like this!

 

[No2rdame]

Given time they will try to enact similar legislation. They'll hide it in a healthcare bill or some other way so it won't be obvious, and the liberal news outlets sure won't publicize it.

 

[printcraft]

 

[msr]

right, cause you can't cut someone just as easily with sheet metal. Goodness, you could sharpen a piece of wood in a few minutes that would be sharp enough to cut someone's throat. People never cease to amaze me, and yet at the same time it's not surprising at all.

 

[The Bubba Effect]

They still have a queen.

Royals get exactly 0 love from TBE. Subjects get pitty or scorn.

Great grandfather left that island and gave my grandfather a life in a free country where his descendants would not have to bow and scrape before any putrid royalty.

America is not perfect, but as an average Joe civilian I can take my AR onto active military bases to practice my rifle marksmanship and those poor subjects in the old country cannot even buy a decent steak knife.

 

[buckstopshere]

Given time they will try to enact similar legislation. They'll hide it in a healthcare bill or some other way so it won't be obvious, and the liberal news outlets sure won't publicize it.

Well, you can't spread assault butter without a knife. Eliminate the knife, then you'll never have to worry about anyone ever using butter again. It's so bad for you, trust us, we're the government and we know what's best.

 

[buckstopshere]

Double post

 

[BogWalker]

It's part of the Obamacare plan to prevent obesity. By limiting usage of eating utensils people won't be able to eat as much and as fast. We must be protected from ourselves. For the children, of course.

 

[PhantomJ]

In an effort to stop criminals, they successfully eliminated most guns from their little island. So the criminals turned to killing people with knives. Still not convinced the criminals were the problem, they banned pointy knives and restricted the sale of all knives to minors. Sooner or later the criminals will take to killing people with rocks, then hopefully they will throw all the rocks in the sea until the entire place is gone. Then the criminals will find a new place in New York to start fresh.

 

[Pete]

Lets try out this theory on Oprah. If it works for her it, must be good for the rest of us.

 

[sharkey]

“It is important to fight and fight again, and keep fighting, for only then can evil be kept at bay though never quite eradicated.”

--Albus Dumbledore

 

[2ndAmendmentdefender]

Lets try out this theory on Oprah. If it works for her it, must be good for the rest of us.

I can just see Piers Morgan debating the the audacity of wanting a fork and spoon!

 

[RabbleRouser]

the english must be protected from the evils of assault flatware

 

[SecondhandSnake]

No one needs a knife. They're just mass murder machines. You can always spread butter with much less dangerous tools, like a paper towel.

I mean come on, THINK OF THE CHILDREN.

 

[yepthatsme]

It's just a matter of time before they outlaw boards with nails. You know the ones I'm talking about. I think they call them assault boards.

 

[Liberty's Teeth]

right, cause you can't cut someone just as easily with sheet metal. Goodness, you could sharpen a piece of wood in a few minutes that would be sharp enough to cut someone's throat. People never cease to amaze me, and yet at the same time it's not surprising at all.

Shh.. Now you did it. They just added sheet metal to the list of things you cannot sell to minors.

 

[RabbleRouser]

women are incapable of defending themselves with the death machine we call forks, they are made for making babies and baking tasty pies

 

[Movealongmovealong]

No one needs a knife. They're just mass murder machines. You can always spread butter with much less dangerous tools, like a paper towel.

I mean come on, THINK OF THE CHILDREN.

I'm apt to use my middle finger, as such:

 

[bertenshaw]

I'd love to disagree with you....but... it's quite hard lol..
We can buy knives here... at the moment. We can't buy automatic or stealth knives and I think you have to be over 18 to buy anything that isn't a non-locking or with a blade over 3 inches. We can own double edged knives though that I believe are often illegal in US states. We can carry non-locking sub 3 inch blades without a need for a reason in a public place, but, get this, you cannot carry any form of weapon or item that is being carried to be used as a weapon. You can carry any knife that isn't illegal, anywhere as long as you have a legitimate reason to carry it. Protection, given as a reason will get you arrested! You cannot get a gun license for self defence even at home, but, in theory you can use your gun to defend your property if the law see it as reasonable!!! ...Many people are very confused in the UK by this complicated system.


Oh! on the subject of monarcy, I'm a republican!
We, The People should be sovereign!

 

[MightySanta]

If it saves just one life...