Rene Descartes is on a plane and the flight attendant asks, "Can I get you a soda?"
He answers, "I think not" ...and *poof* he disappears.
Rene Descartes is on a plane and the flight attendant asks, "Can I get you a soda?"
He answers, "I think not" ...and *poof* he disappears.
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Congressman Anthony Weiner just announced he will run for President and has selected Attorney General Eric Holder as his Vice-Presidential running mate. Weiner-Holder in 2012.
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his pretty blonde neighbor
came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then
slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.
A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again
opened it, and again slammed it shut. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again,
marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it shut harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?” To which
she replied, “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, ‘YOU’VE GOT MAIL."