First I am not a Marine! Second I was Artillery, I know the difference between my penis and a gun!
I like the one from the TV show Justified where the Marshal Raylan Givens has a bad guy cornered and gives him a warning by pulling a round out of a clip and tosses it at him then saying, "Next one's coming faster."
Lmfao"this FN Five seveN shoots the same round as an M-16"
-guy behind the counter @ Bass Pro.