Banned for going ape sh*t after tricking all those girls. I got a secret pic of you showing your a*s.
Banned for not having batteries in your flashlight.
Banned because I have never been to one.
Banned for not knowing what women want.
Banned for being right, again.
Banned for not realizing that women are not always inferior. All I'm saying is women make better sandwiches than men.