Assault Style Clothing

[jss1956]

Can anyone tell me where to purchase the "Assault Style" clothing work by the couple in the San Bernardino, CA shooting? I've never heard of this type of clothing. My wife is pretty trendy and fashionable. So I figured this would be the perfect Christmas gift. Can anyone tell me what Assault Style clothing looks like or where I can buy it?

 

[Drail]

Yeah, I saw that. "Assault clothes" will be the new darling catch phrase of the media now. Just wait til they get a look at my underwear.............offensive in every possible way.........

 

[nakinate]

Go buy some 5.11 tactical pants and a vest with lots of pockets. Gander mountain should fit the bill.

 

[indykid]

Anything green or black or combination thereof should work.

 

[indiucky]

I go with "Hillbilly Tactical Gear"......AKA Carhart's with suspenders....

 

[Wild Deuce]

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[rob63]

Go buy some 5.11 tactical pants and a vest with lots of pockets. Gander mountain should fit the bill.

So.... is this an assault hat? I don't want my outfit to clash.

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[Alpo]

An assault on good taste, for sure. Otherwise? I don't know.

 

[whtsti2005]

I'm not sure what assault type clothing is, but what they should have said is that they're dressed like terrorists. Please see attached photo. Call it what it is, they were #@$% terrorists!!

 

[spec4]

I could laugh if it wasn't so sad. On the light side, I suppose we will see "assault" haircuts, "assault" vehicles, maybe even "assault" meals at an enterprising restaurant.

 

[Jim McKalip]

A new meaning to "dressed to kill".

 

[varkman]

I go with "Hillbilly Tactical Gear"......AKA Carhart's with suspenders....

And no shirt!!! Would assault clothing be "high capacity"? and wouldn't that be illegal in Khaliphornia?

 

[88E30M50]

Wow, I don't believe I did not get fired today. I actually wore my assault clothes to work today. In my defense, I've been wearing cargo pants for a long time and did not realize they posed a hazard to others. And, yes, to make matters worse, they are the high capacity type, but my gut does not fit in the ones that are not. I'll have to keep an eye on these from now on.

 

[Alpo]

I knew a guy in the service who was so hairy, he could velcro directly to his chest. Yes, it was intimidating.

 

[printcraft]

I knew a guy in the service who was so hairy, he could velcro directly to his chest. Yes, it was intimidating.

It's like looking into a mirror.

 

[Fullmag]

Maybe them "assault clothes" was the kind of drawers that hangs so low it shows their underwear.

 

[papa6x]

Did anyone else hear what the blabbering IDIOT Cuomo said while interviewing the Mayor. The Mayor said "Guns don't kill, people kill". Then Cuomo said "Well, they do". Then I remembered why I don't watch CNN, because of MORONS like Cuomo.

 

[Bennettjh]

I could laugh if it wasn't so sad. On the light side, I suppose we will see "assault" haircuts, "assault" vehicles, maybe even "assault" meals at an enterprising restaurant.

Assault haircuts... I could see myself getting one of those.

 

[ArmedProgrammer]

Assault meal?? Isn't that just "code" for Taco Bell on a bad day?

 

[Kutnupe14]

What does BDU stand for again?