Accidentally Shot Myself

[gungirl65]

Mama

Babies

 

[You'll shoot your eye out]

We have a saying in the concrete industry, "The first liar hasn't got a chance" With that preface, I will tell my true story...... It was new years eve, many years ago. The temperature was 18 degrees below zero that night with a wind chill of -30. As midnight approaches I get my 12 gauge coach gun out to make some racket. Being the ever careful and mature guy that I am (yes really! don't you believe me?) I certainly don't want to shoot into the air. (know your backstop, know where your bullet will strike!)

I load a number 6 birdshot, and exactly at midnight I carefully point my shotgun to the ground off the edge of the porch and fire. EVERY SINGLE PELLET reflects off the ground, and straight up into my pants leg! YOW!, ZOW!....... The ground was so frozen hard that the blast didn't even break the grass! I was kicking and pinwheeling like Jackie Chan while my kids snicker and my wife gives a smug look. holy crap!

I had little grey pencil lines all up my leg to my knee and many little pinpoint bruises. I am just glad it didn't hit me in the 'nards.......

(OK, NEXT!)

 

[printcraft]

You had me at:
"I'll point a loaded handgun at my face and hit it with a hammer to prove it won't go off!"

 

[Sylvain]

Looks like we got anothe 13 year old on the board. I think mosinowner is more mature though.

He's just not tall enough to shoot himself with a Mosin.

 

[sig1473]

Babies

He was shooting at ants, not spiders................com' on

 

[ryan3030]

I've sold you a 1911....

I Lol'd

 

[Dybber]

This reminds me of "HE HATES THESE CANS!"

You guys in Fort Wayne really HATE THOSE BUGS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tcwz8-EfFYE

One of the best scenes ever! I used to have it as a ringtone.

 

[Mosinowner]

He's just not tall enough to shoot himself with a Mosin.

Actually I am

 

[Sylvain]

Actually I am

When good thing you're not dumb enough then.

 

[88GT]

THe joke is on INGO. Had a favored son posted this--and don't try and tell me INGO veterans don't post stupid **** like this--he would have received a completely different reception, ending with laughs, nay, guffaws, virtual beer stein clinkage, and requests for more of the same.

 

[dom1104]

THe joke is on INGO. Had a favored son posted this--and don't try and tell me INGO veterans don't post stupid **** like this--he would have received a completely different reception, ending with laughs, nay, guffaws, virtual beer stein clinkage, and requests for more of the same.

Well I can only speak for myself, but I would have treated him the same.

Just too good to pass up.

 

[Sylvain]

THe joke is on INGO. Had a favored son posted this--and don't try and tell me INGO veterans don't post stupid **** like this--he would have received a completely different reception, ending with laughs, nay, guffaws, virtual beer stein clinkage, and requests for more of the same.

They dont usually make jokes about shooting themselves.

I think saying that you shot yourself, and then saying that it was a joke is just as stupid and funny as a man saying that he punched his wife/girlfriend and then saying that it was a joke.

Not smart.And not funny to me.

 

[bwframe]

It's always amusing when you are treated like someone's personal toy.

Not to worry, it's just the Internet.

 

[cesna250]

This?

(much better. I didn't think I was ever going to get it to post the correct picture!)

Dang Right!

 

[dom1104]

They dont usually make jokes about shooting themselves.

I think saying that you shot yourself, and then saying that it was a joke is just as stupid and funny as a man saying that he punched his wife/girlfriend and then saying that it was a joke.

Not smart.And not funny to me.

I would say Sylvain has the right idea.

 

[ravenwoodranch]

Wow almost had me

 

[sangamospecial23j]

+1

Joking about shoting yourself is just as stupid as shooting yourself.

 

[blamecharles]

Should have tried uncoiled rice.

 

[sig1473]

THe joke is on INGO. Had a favored son posted this--and don't try and tell me INGO veterans don't post stupid **** like this--he would have received a completely different reception, ending with laughs, nay, guffaws, virtual beer stein clinkage, and requests for more of the same.

There are quite of few favored sons running around here...........

 

[mtgasten]