Accidentally Shot Myself

[fwgun]

So... I was outside shooting a ant hill on my sidewalk with a .45 Colt 1911 and when I shot them the bullet shot everywhere and get all into my leg and foot.

but, I did end up killing the ants.

Me - 1
Ants - 0

The hospital bill, not so much of a win... probably shooting a .45 handgun in a neighborhood wasn't a good idea either.

**since no one has a since of humor around here I guess, this is just a joke, I didn't actually shoot myself**

 

[dom1104]

You sir, are a redneck.

And thats pretty much what happens when you shoot bullets into concrete.

 

[cesna250]

That's how we take care of bugs in Fort Wayne.

 

[308jake]

Glad you are alright physically but mentally you are F'd.

 

[dom1104]

That's how we take care of bugs in Fort Wayne.

This reminds me of "HE HATES THESE CANS!"

You guys in Fort Wayne really HATE THOSE BUGS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tcwz8-EfFYE

 

[starbreather]

As I have heard said a million times, some things are better left to ones self and not publicized.

 

[Sylvain]

 

[bobzilla]

damnit... the gene pool needs more bleach.

 

[CalebToNowhere]

How does that saying go about "stupid games"? Glad you are okay though.

 

[IndianaResident]

I've sold you a 1911....

 

[cesna250]

This reminds me of "HE HATES THESE CANS!"

You guys in Fort Wayne really HATE THOSE BUGS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tcwz8-EfFYE

Haha! What movie is that from?? Classic Steve Martin..

 

[dom1104]

I've sold you a 1911....

So its YOUR fault.

 

[dom1104]

Haha! What movie is that from?? Classic Steve Martin..

The Jerk

 

[fwgun]

ha! just so everyone knows, I am joking about it. I didn't actually shoot myself, nor try to kill ants with a .45 handgun. Figured I would just mess with you guys a little bit. Ha!

 

[norman428]

The hospital bill, not so much of a win... probably [STRIKE]shooting[/STRIKE] Owning a [STRIKE].45 [/STRIKE]handgun [STRIKE]in a neighborhood[/STRIKE] wasn't a good idea either.

I fixed it for ya!

Part of me hopes you are kidding. The other part knows you're not, because no one would come up with a story like that.

 

[dom1104]

ha! just so everyone knows, I am joking about it. I didn't actually shoot myself, nor try to kill ants with a .45 handgun. Figured I would just mess with you guys a little bit. Ha!

 

[norman428]

ha! just so everyone knows, I am joking about it. I didn't actually shoot myself, nor try to kill ants with a .45 handgun. Figured I would just mess with you guys a little bit. Ha!

 

[dom1104]

You spoke about 10 seconds too soon.

 

[fwgun]

I fixed it for ya!

Part of me hopes you are kidding. The other part knows you're not, because no one would come up with a story like that.

ha! that is funny

 

[littletommy]

Guess I'm missing something, my ignore list might just get it's first use today.