72 Year old substitute teacher arrested for...um...uh.....

[Magneto]

Right there in the hallway.

Substitute teacher, 72, arrested for furiously masturbating in high school hallway

 

[HoughMade]

72? I say: HUZZAH!!!

 

[scootn103]

Stroke of Genius !!

 

[Mossberg84]

72? Shoot at that age I hope I still have lead in my pencil! I say that man deserves a round of applauses. Other than the whole laying down in the hallway and furiously going at himself, good for him.

 

[IndyGunworks]

Gotta hand it to him

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

You see? There's just no respect for the do-it-yourself attitude in schools these days. It's all "the government will do it for (to) you."

 

[churchmouse]

Furiously....really. At 72 I thought furious was, well, something else.

 

[Daggy]

It didn't seem like he finished it in 15 minutes, so not furiously enough.

 

[HoughMade]

 

[Bunnykid68]

Furiously....really. At 72 I thought furious was, well, something else.

Just saw this thread and that is exactly what I thought.

 

[BGDave]

Furiously....really. At 72 I thought furious was, well, something else.

Drop the word furiously, and it isn't even newsworthy.

 

[Desdinova]

I blame Obamacare....

 

[Lectric102002]

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[BehindBlueI's]

Just a thought, but he should probably be evaluated for a mini-stroke. Wow, I just heard that in my head and realized how it sounds. Seriously, if that sort of thing is out of character for him, its possible he's having small strokes and causing odd behavior.

 

[findingZzero]

Have you seen those HS chickies....?

[video=youtube_share;vJqNcHF6SSQ]http://youtu.be/vJqNcHF6SSQ[/video]

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Maybe he was enjoying his strokes and trying to make them a little longer. Yeah, I've seen those HS chickies. Try spending an uncomfortable afternoon in the driver's seat of the bus. I can't say anything that wouldn't be inappropriate now; I'll just go keep my own counsel.

 

[Lebowski]

 

[remauto1187]

Viagra & Meth & Ecstasy...is a helluva drug!

 

[Mackey]

Just a thought, but he should probably be evaluated for a mini-stroke. Wow, I just heard that in my head and realized how it sounds. Seriously, if that sort of thing is out of character for him, its possible he's having small strokes and causing odd behavior.

"Yeah, that's what happened, your honor, mini-stroke"

Or maybe he's what's known as a Perv.

In any event, there'll be no trick or treaters at this guys home this year. No more cub scout volunteering. No more little league assistant coaching.

 

[Daggy]

"Yeah, that's what happened, your honor, mini-stroke"Or maybe he's what's known as a Perv.In any event, there'll be no trick or treaters at this guys home this year. No more cub scout volunteering. No more little league assistant coaching.

Hey, if the affluenza defense works, mini-stroke might. It sounds more scientific anyway.
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