72 Year old substitute teacher arrested for...um...uh.....

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

Alzenheimer's.

 

[hoosierdoc]

Alzenheimer's.

They never seem to lose the muscle memory though

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Furiously masturbating... Is that like "angry sex" with yourself?

 

[The Keymaster]

I hope I'm alive at that age.

 

[Lectric102002]

I hope I'm alive at that age.

I hope I remember where things are at that age.

 

[joslar15]

I bet he could use Kerry Kennedy's Ambien defense strategy.

 

[sepe]

He doesn't even look like the creepy kind of grandpa.

 

[public servant]

He was just washing it while the wrinkles were out of it.

Or he thought he was petting the mole rat.

 

[Lectric102002]

He doesn't even look like the creepy kind of grandpa.

This must be the "after" picture. He looks happy.

 

[PRasko]

I remember the day my, recently remarried, then 85 year old, grandfather asked about viagra.....

At the dinner table...

With my entire family...

In the middle of a restaurant...

I nearly crapped my pants I laughed so hard

My dad was just flat out stunned LOL

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Oh goodness, that reminds me of the time... the family was out to dinner, my first niece had just finished her first year of college. I didn't make it loud, no-one else heard, but I asked her if she'd been in one of those "girls gone wild" videos yet. You should have seen the look on her face. I love doing that to people. Hey, she never did answer me...

 

[BehindBlueI's]

Stages of Alzheimer's:

1) You forget people's names.
2) You forget your own name.
3) You forget to put your fly up.
4) You forget to put your fly down.

 

[Bunnykid68]

5) You forget you are in a hallway while floggin the dolphin

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Maybe he was working on his class demonstration to follow his lesson plan.

https://www.indianagunowners.com/fo...28-4th-graders-sex-ed-book-your-thoughts.html

 

[Mark 1911]

Don't that beat all!

 

[BehindBlueI's]

Don't that beat all!

You win the thread.