I have had it!!!!
I can NOT hold this in any longer!!!
I have sat here in complete discomfort while being on INGO, it never used to be this way.
I have to drop a Deuce. I'll be back in a few I just wanted to say see ya later.
Got this in an email. Doesn't really apply to me since I much prefer pooping at work to pooping at home. When I sit down at the throne to do my business I always think, "I should be getting paid to do this.":):
For others, this informative guide should help remove a bit of the awkwardness...