I noticed we seem to have a significant number of expatriated Texans on this forum. (Yes, I do recognize that Texas was its own republic and entered into the union with the option to legally cede so I believe the term "expatriated" is warranted.) Well, since Texans are notoriously outspoken and...
Just wanted to share these newly released statistics on Airport screenings.
Year-to-date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security
Terrorist Plots Discovered - 0
Transvestites - 133
Hernia’s...
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,
you would have $49.00 today.
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If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would
have $33.00 today.
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If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,
you would have $0.00 today...
WARNING: AGAIN NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED. THESE ARE NOT MY JOKES, THEY ARE OFF RANDOM WEBSITES
Im pretty anti union, in case you couldnt tell. I do happen to have a Teamster job. Please dont tell me "If you hate unions, you should quit your union job"
Its not really a valid argument, Im not...
Not so long ago there was a similar comic that was made to mock libertarians, (by a statist). The von Mises blog has decided to put out their own version. I like theirs a lot better. :D
via the von Mises Blog
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree---25 to life would be appropriate.
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America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
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Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like...
Voted Best Joke in Ireland
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the...
February 10, 2010
Introducing the Hot New Social Network, PhoneBook
Allows User to Call Friends, Speak to Them
SILICON VALLEY (The Borowitz Report) – A new social network is about to alter the playing field of the social media world, and it’s called PhoneBook...
As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a grave side service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Kentucky back-country.
As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost...
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in
their bed.
She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him..
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in
front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the...
Ok....I'm still not totally calmed down yet but this was crazy......let me explain...
Out riding last nite, I stopped to fill up my motorcycle's gas tank. When I released the filler lever, it didn't shut off. Panic sets in!! I'm beating the thing around to get it to shut off, while trying to...
A Montana rancher got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring ranch and knocked at the door. A young boy, about 9, opened the door "Is your Dad home?" the rancher asked.
"No sir, he isn't," the boy replied. "He went into town."
"Well," said the rancher, "Is your Mother here?"
"No sir...
President Obama was trying something different and was flying commercial. He was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when he turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had...