At a family gathering, my sister was getting ready to leave. She walked up and gave me a hug and said "Your phone is poking me." I smiled and replied simply with "That's not my phone". - SkinNFluff
I cocked my head to the side a little and was admiring his piece. - Shadow8088
And seriously, where are those testicles being served? I want to just shove a handful into my mouth. - JettaKnight
Anything near my anus, I want there. - HoughMade